Ten Observations:
1.
Liking a friend’s post on Facebook or
re-tweeting a message may release the equivalent amount of endorphins for each
person as does typical chimpanzee grooming behavior in the wild
2.
Using all CAPITALS in an email is the same as
baring your fangs. It is act of aggression and the reader will respond with
either fight or flight
3.
Alpha males and females have more than 2,500
friends on FaceBook; Alpha videos have at least 500,000 views on YouTube
4.
Skyping and blogging are the equivalent of howling and hooting
to communicate in the jungle or savannah over large or long distances
5.
Hunting for bargains on the Internet is
situaltionally the same as non-human primates hunting for food in their niche;
an auditory, kinesthetic and visual set of cues which move the forager towards
a choice and conclusion (sadly smell cannot be included in Internet foraging
unless of course you’ve been sitting at your computer for 24 to 36 hours
straight)
6.
Learning a new skill via the web is equivalent
to teaching a primate to recognize symbols and language via a computer. Each
requires higher cognition and a set of known communication skills, rubrics,
assessments and outcomes
7.
Looking for and selecting a mate or partner on
the Internet…. (see number five)
8.
Unfriending, blocking or otherwise ignoring
someone who is attempting to communicate online creates “bachelor” males and
“bachelorette” females, essentially taking them out of the online gene pool
9.
Alternatively, friending someone expands or
enforces the social gene pool on an immediate and long-term basis, offering all
band members access to the alpha and each other
10.
The global village created by the internet is
the extreme boundary of our species niche, replaced eventually only by space
travel and further cosmological exploration
You are free to add others to this list and/or disagree with me. Either way, I'm sure it will be an improvement.
This is a very nice campaign in social media platforms. I would use my skills I've learned from the seo outsourcing company to promote the welfare of the animals too because we do share the same advocacy.
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